January 2012
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December 2011
If you got a man then hold him tight
make sure you’re buried side by side...
– Agent Ribbons - Obituary
(via josiedoodles)
Just downloaded a bunch of Dr. Seuss book apps....
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I don't know why I work at he mall. I fucking hate...
People can be so rude especially when they are at fault.
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Wearing new shoes for the first time →
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joshamrock:
kyliedawn:
I will love this forever.
We’re the dancers
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